The Fightin' Walkers

Play-by-play of a good throw-down

Carroll and Danielle Walker, Vanderhoof, B.C.

9:01 A.M. - Ranch owner Carroll Walker attempts to administer an anti-biotic shot to bull in field, daughter Danielle (16), watches nearby

9:01 - After reflection, bull decides he would not like a shot, attacks Carroll and pins him to the ground

9:02 - Danielle Walker charges at bull, loses flip-flops, brings fists

9:04 - Bull is getting punched repeatedly in face by Danielle

9:07 - Bull retreats to herd. Explains Danielle: "Finally he buggers off. I says to the bull, fack off why don't ya, come back when you're worth a shite"

9:09 Mother Sylvania Walker arrives on scene, asks "Did you punch my bull?"

Danielle: "Supposin' I did"
Sylvania: "You might've blown the whistle, they don't like the whistle"
D: "I might've danced the jitterbug too, but what I done, is beat his head"
S: "I'll teach you to punch cattle ya fuckin' heifer"

9:13 Still fighting

9:15 Truce declared over whiskey-soda

9:17 Father has too much to drink, uses f-word with general reference to mother

9:18 Father sleeps in cow pasture from composite effects of strong drink and head trauma. Mother inoculates bull with anti-biotic

9:30 Chores finished